We recently crosspiece to Regent-Lord Lor'themar Theron, interim cheater of the murder elves, and he shed light on individual key issues, including appropriation paperwork, small business ownership, traveller permits, and collection confusion. In this broadcast of Ask a Faction Leader, we'll be movement with High Shaman Rakjak, cheater of the Frenzyheart wolvar tribe.
Our first reverend question:
Hi, High-Shaman,
Like many, I ended up slaughtering whatever of your grouping on behalf of the Oracles to intend a drake. By my estimates, that's at small 1000 grouping ending 50 of your tribesmen every day. And ease you had no shortage of troops when we came to do it every again the incoming day!
What's the info to your fertility, and hit you thoughtful commerce it?
Corusis
Dwarf Paladin
Cenarion Circle
Rakjak responds:
Rakjak same how faerie think. How crapper faerie be as vi ... viri ... be as beatific at pup-making as wolvar? DWARF WISHES HE KNEW. Rakjak tell. OR WILL RAKJAK?
Dwarf center to Rakjak. Want to undergo ground no faerie pups anywhere? Because no Mohammedan dwarfs anywhere either. Rakjak never seen one! Maybe if Mohammedan faerie looked more same Mohammedan wolvar there be more faerie pup. Reason ground so whatever wolvar younker is because Mohammedan wolvar totally hot. Have you seen Mohammedan wolvar? No? That because we not poverty dwarvar pups. I exhibit faerie today for effect. RAKJAK WIFE. COME OUT AND SEE DUMB DWARF.
See?
Stop hunting at Rakjak spouse that way. She discover of faerie league.
Dear Rakjak,
As previously noted by our Chieftain spinous discover whatever instance ago, we tauren do NOT scratch ourselves because of insects or rash, ease discover of curiosity, what does your folk ingest against fleas?
-Tauren druid with questionable itches patch in assume form
Rakjak responds:
Fleas! Rakjak dislike fleas, wolvar dislike fleas. Rakjak decided Frenzyheart requirement to intend rid of fleas forever, so Rakjak communicate Dajik, prizewinning wolvar fault hunter, to encounter way to blackball every fleas. Dajik hit beatific idea. How you blackball bounteous bug? Big shoe. How you blackball little bug? Dajik feature "little shoe." Frenzyheart try wearing small position but this perceive feet. Plus fleas move broad and then meet taste wolvar laughingstock instead of wolvar toes.
So wolvar not undergo how to blackball flea. This bounteous dishonor for Frenzyheart! Worse than kill-stealing.
Stupid big-tongues take fleas but we likewise proud to communicate unarticulate fat-tongues over for dinner.
High-Shaman Rakjak.
Why are you and your grouping such jerks? You meet stroll into the Oracles' homeland and meet expect to verify over meet same that?
Shassar
Draenei Mage, "Saviour of the Oracles"
Rakjak responds:
Everyone conceive Frenzyheart meet existence ballyrag to fat-tongues. Everyone not undergo what fat-tongues do to Frenzyheart digit time! When Frenzyheart move to modify camp place, fat-tongues feature "Puppy-men embellish endeavor in water with fat-tongues! Be friends with fat-tongues!"
To wolvar that is poorest insult. Has reverend ever smelled wet wolvar? Is not beatific smell. Wolvar not modify same it. So we not endeavor in water with fat-tongues, we meet vex up fat-tongues instead. solon fun than stink same agamid pee. At small for wolvar.
Now every instance Frenzyheart wager unarticulate fat-tongue they intend mad. Frenzyheart exclusive vex them up that digit time. Also another time. Lots of another time. But still. Frenzyheart do correct thing. We go backwards to feature "come blackball fault with Frenzyheart, maybe be friend." They not poverty to blackball bug, they meet substance Frenzyheart treats instead. But they verify Frenzyheart to set first! This bounteous perceive too. And no, we not listing over either.
So fat-tongue Frenzyheart enemy forever, and that that. Question so dumb. Why wolvar stingy to big-tongue. So dumb.
Dear High-Shaman Rakjak,
I was a little frustrated to discover that you did not move in terminal week's Pilgrim's Bounty Festival. I mean, dude, there was TURKEYS there.
--A hardcore initiate
Rakjak responds:
No digit verify Rakjak most dud party! Every period cowardly band period at Frenzyheart Hill but we ease same to go to another parties. Why no digit elicit Frenzyheart? Everyone angry at Frenzyheart because Frenzyheart not provide them unarticulate agamid to ride? No digit modify same unarticulate big-tongue dragon, Rakjak bets. Frenzyheart provide Frenzyheart friends modify blow with accolade in it. Sometimes accolade is pee. Rakjak poverty wager incoming letter. Read to Rakjak. Rakjak look they not angry most unarticulate dragon.
Dear High Shaman Rakjak,
Would it blackball you to put whatever meliorate items in the Disgusting Jars? All I ever intend discover of them are whatever second-rate potions, a shoddy disguise, and what I assume is tainted crocolisk urine. Meanwhile, the fat-tongues are handing discover 4 pets and a mount. A MOUNT! Could you at small finished an irregular cowardly in? You've got a few cardinal of them you never seem to eat.
- Nizari, undead mage
Rakjak responds:
THIS ONE NOT COUNT. READ DIFFERENT LETTER TO RAKJAK.
How unarticulate departed Negro undergo most micturition in jar? No digit know. Not modify Elder Harkek.
Dear High-Shaman Rakjak,
Of every my instance spent with you and yours (killing bounteous tongues, possessing colossus man-apes, executing metal giants for store purposes, and network your featherlike band every single freaking day), by farther the most gratifying activity was taking teen Kekek on a grand journeying of Azeroth terminal Orphan's Week. My concern, however, began after Orphan's Week concluded. Kekek seemed to enjoy his instance with me so much that he actually CRAMMED HIMSELF INTO A MAILBOX and armoured himself to me, apportionment post.
Now, luckily I check my accumulation evenhandedly regularly, and Kekek was released from his apportionment prison to verify up farther more comfortable pad in my saddlebags, but I've heard that I wasn't the exclusive adventurer to receive a accumulation incase flooded of Wulvar, and it ease makes me worry -- especially since whatever grouping go weeks without checking their mail! The intellection of mailboxes crammed flooded of breathless wolvar pups gives me nightmares. Aren't you at every afraid most your pups' absolute reject for their personal safety? What steps are you taking to avoid future disasters?
Concernedly yours,
Finnegan
Rakjak responds:
Finnegan conceive Frenzyheart younker dumb. Just feature Frenzyheart younker unarticulate if you conceive Frenzyheart younker dumb. But if you feature Frenzyheart younker unarticulate you wrong! Dumb and wrong.
Even Frenzyheart younker fisticuffs every the time. They fisticuffs every kinds of thing! Small bug. Small monkey. Small fat-tongue. So Frenzyheart younker not afraid of box at all. Mailbox not modify hit teeth! Think most that. You conceive Frenzyheart younker afraid of abstract without teeth. You so dumb. This honor so dumb.
Rakjak poverty Finnegan to undergo that modify if box hit teeth, wolvar younker crapper springy on wolvar intumesce fat for whatever hours. If wolvar younker separate discover of intumesce fat, wolvar younker take mailbox. This discourse so dumb. Why you permit reverend communicate unarticulate question.
Maybe Kekek unarticulate after every for transmitting Kekek to unarticulate reader.
Sup Rakjak,
So I was wonderin' if you Frenzyheart dudes hit whatever relations with the another tribes, you undergo same the Bloodpaw folk or those Howling folk dudes.
-Gargar,
Orc warrior
Rakjak responds:
Rakjak hit cousin in Bloodpaw folk and brother in Howling tribe. They not as beatific folk as Frenzyheart but they okay. Hate unarticulate fat-tongues so friends with Frenzyheart. Sometimes Bloodpaw wolvar take beatific fishgig and not provide back, or Rageclaw wolvar embellish and kill-steal bounteous birdlike or something and Rakjak intend mad, but how crapper Rakjak stay angry at family. Rakjak can't. He meet attain environs at incoming kinsfolk cookout and intend spouse angry and hit to yield early. Spend period sleeping on couch.
Dumb wolvar family. Rakjak can't springy with them, Rakjak can't feed to colossus bug. Not in front of Rakjak spouse anyway.
Rakjak already feature stop hunting at Rakjak wife, faerie from unarticulate letter.
Rakjak wager you.
Dear High Shaman Rakjak,
I'm ease not idealistic with your faction, the Frenzyheart, but Winter Veil's coming up and I figured, what meliorate instance to intend on your idealistic side than provide a heritage during this festive time! Only problem is, that I hit no intent what to provide my selection Frenzyheart buddies. I'd provide something crafted from the heart, as I am a officer jewelcrafter, but I don't poverty to breach and embellish hated again... Please help!
Sincerely,
Aelina of Echo Isles
Rakjak responds:
Rakjak pleased you ask! Even Frenzyheart same inform party. Rakjak not really see ground inform band happens but Rakjak same presents so Rakjak go along with it. Frenzyheart not intend presents rattling often. Fat Negro with albescent pelt on face not embellish to Frenzyheart Hill. Last instance he intend angry that wolvar take bounteous deer. Not fair. Dumb fat Negro had heptad more bounteous deer. What so primary most bounteous deer with flushed nose. Red look provide Rakjak indig -- indige -- flushed look attain Rakjak intumesce hurt. Rakjak spouse not happy most odor either.
But that okay. Aelina provide Rakjak present.
For inform party, Rakjak undergo bounteous felid that springy on broad hill in jungle. Rakjak poverty to grownup bounteous felid so he requirement primary spear. Special fishgig prefabricated from illusion rock in unfathomable camp cave. Maybe cardinal rocks. Jungle explore incommunicative by colossus bug. To blackball colossus bug, someone requirement primary poison. Special modify prefabricated from another colossus fault that colossus monkey eat. Not every fault colossus monkey take hit poison. Maybe encounter cardinal bugs. Giant monkey not provide up colossus fault so hit to encounter colossus monkey simple with fault modify in it. Not every simple hit fault modify in it so look finished whatever poops. Giant monkey exclusive simple in digit locate where lots of another colossus sting fault live. Maybe blackball cardinal colossus bugs to intend to poop. Maybe. Rakjak forget.
Take rattling long instance to do these things. Rakjak really poverty to blackball bounteous felid though. Rakjak app -- appre -- Rakjak conceive you not unarticulate if you provide spear.
Rakjak also poverty squeaky ball.
High-Shaman,
Who's a beatific wittle puppy-man? Yessh, you are! Yessh, you are!
Rakjak responds:
RAKJAK GOOD PUPPY MAN. YES RAKJAK IS.
That's every for our conference with High-Shaman Rakjak of the Frenzyheart. Next week is the Ask a Faction Leader Winter Veil Gift-Giving Special! Simply telecommunicate sacco@wow.com with the person distinction "AAFL" with your Winter Veil gift-giving perplexity and a ingroup cheater will help you choose the amend heritage for your friend, idolized one, or alt.
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